'''

STOP RUNNING THE CODE FAGGOTS
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 :: fun allowed 
 :: but do grief
 :: /tech/ is /b/ 
 :: we should be able
 :: to keep this niggers and kikes homoies
 
'''
# # # 
# # # #i can only write java and c++ and javascript. kill me plz tbh fam smh.
#at least you can do more than just python
#blacklivesmatter :^)
import random
import time

def neetname():
    return random.choice(['Johnny','Tyrone','Cleetus','David','Chaim','RMS','Precious','Candy','Kendra']) + " " + random.choice(['Johnson','Shekelberg',"Snarkeesian"])
 
pronouns = [
     {
         "subject":    "he",
        "posessive":  "his",
         "reflexive":  "himself",
        "accusative": "him",
     },
     {
         "subject":    "she",
        "posessive":  "hers",
        "reflexive":  "herself",
         "accusative": "her",
    },
    {
        "subject":    "xhe",
        "posessive":  "xhirs",
         "reflexive":  "xhirself",
        "accusative": "xir",
    },
     {
         "subject":    "cze",
         "posessive":  "czirs",
         "reflexive":  "czeself",
         "accusative": "czem",
     },
{
         "subject":    "thon",
         "posessive":  "thons",
         "reflexive":  "thon",
         "accusative": "thon", # this ain't fuckin' Star Wars
     },
 ]
class neetClass:
     def __init__(self):
         self.name     = neetname()
         self.type     = random.choice(['/v/irgin','trap', 'redditor', '/tech/ie'])
         self.pronouns = random.choice(pronouns)
         self.outKicker = random.choice(['mum', 'parents', '2d waifu'])
         self.protagRelation = random.choice(['cs classmate', 'old highschool classmate that used to be bullied alot', 'weird steam friend with the lolicon profile picture','velociraptor','divorce lawyer'])#why didn't we do this shit from the start?
         self.clothing = {
             "color": random.choice(['gray', 'black', 'dirty', 'moldy', 'cute','tribal inspired']),
             "type": random.choice([' hoodie', 'mankini', 'track suit', 'cock sheath', 'fur buttplug', 'redditshirt','strap-on'])
         }
 
class myNeet:
     health=100,
     name=neetname()
     
     def myNeet(h,n):
         this.health=h
         this.name=n
         
 
def neet():
     thisNeet = neetClass()
     
     print(
         "You see a " + thisNeet.type + " walking up to you.\n" +
         thisNeet.pronouns["subject"].title() + " is wearing a " + thisNeet.clothing["color"] + " " + thisNeet.clothing["type"] + ".\n" +
         "\n\"Hey man, it's me, " + thisNeet.name +  "! My " + thisNeet.outKicker + " kicked me out. Can I crash at your plane?\"\n\n" +
        "You barely recognize " + thisNeet.pronouns["accusative"] + " as your " + thisNeet.protagRelation + ".\n\n" +
         thisNeet.pronouns["subject"].title() + " suddenly flies up and attacks. What do?"
     )
     
     height = 0
     move = input("(attacks/powers/run)")
     if move[0].lower() == 'a':
         move = input("Punch/Kick/put a Cap in " + thisNeet.pronouns["subject"] + "'s ass")   
         Q= move[0].lower()
         if Q== 'p':
             print("You punch that fucker\n")
         if Q== 'c':
             print ("You see the barrell turnin'\n You feel the hollows burnin'\n Nigga now you learnin'\n")
         if Q== 'k':
             print ("You deliver a firm kick to " + thisNeet.pronouns["posessive"] + " nuts\n")  
             if thisNeet.pronouns["subject"]!="he":
                 print("Transphobia!\n")
     elif move[0].lower()=='b':
         print("rev up those hotpockets, because this is one hungry NEET!\n")
     elif move[0].lower()=='r': #this is run
        print("You turn 360 degrees and walk away\n") #no choice here
     elif move[0].lower()=='p': #this is powers I guess
         move = input("fly up/jump/heal\n")   #i think turning 360 degrees and walking away is pretty interesting power
     
         

neet()